Fuck Your Ego.

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via sm0kahontdatass)

thelookingglassgallery: “Magic” by Amy Sia
I just heard some kids in class talking and one said “How old are you?” And the other one said “False
Fabulous Llama is FABULOUS!
It might ice SCREAM if it gets frightened
whatakechdonnie: ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle?  they’re moles they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey. so basically the thug life actually chose me. everyone can go home now.
roccothegreat: (: